What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 17:14
What! how could you do that?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
The NASA science missions that would be axed in Trump’s 2026 budget - The Washington Post
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
Mexico prez calls for no ICE action at Gold Cup - ESPN
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Do you know what she said mum?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Volcano Found Hiding 'In Plain Sight' Right Next to NASA Mars Rover - ScienceAlert
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
What do you mean son?
What are the top 10 online courses for high-income AI skills in 2024?
True - how I loved my mum!